Dick-motisis  

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Thank you for your support and advice........... BG, i love u so much........
I think i was just really shocked cuz i never saw it coming... Oh well!
Last weekend was boyfriend's birthday and i think i just maxed out a credit card.. How do u even know whats the best gift to buy a guy? We've not been dating for long so i am not too sure of what he would have liked. Anyway, got him alot of Video games, a pair of Prada Slippers and a Tissot wrist watch....... and they all came with gift receipts, so he can return them if he wants. We had a great weekend though. I made him a special dinner in my Victoria's secret baby doll. Dont even try to imagine what was for dessert.

I was having a conversation with a friend at work and she was complaining about this ass clown she was dating. He treats her badly and hurts her all the time, the only good thing about him is the sex..... She's been trying to get out of the relationship but cant seem to. I came across some ideas for her and i decided to share it here cuz ive been in such relationships before.....
This post is for all of you ladies that can’t walk away from the sex….

Dick-motosis occurs when a woman is with a guy that sucks in almost every single respect except one: he gives her really good sex. A woman that is dickmotised is in essence, hynotised so much by his good loving that she chooses to overlook or forgive all his other more glaring annoying qualities.
It’s so easy to get dickmotised and yet so hard to get out of. Most stories that I’ve heard of with women sticking for years with men that aren’t good for them are because they are hopelessly hypnotized by his. They put up with all the bull shit out and drama out of bed, because the off the chains sex has got them all weak that they can’t think straight. Their friends are telling them to wake up and snap out of it—but they can’t, they’ve become junkies or c*ckaholics…

So how do your get out of Dickmotosis?

1. Quit Cold Turkey.

Like any bad habit, trying to wean yourself off slowly can take weeks or months. To get out of the dickmotosis, you have to quit him altogether. Break it off, stop taking his calls, his texts and emails.

2. Buy a Vibrator.

An honest to goodness, premium vibrator like the Wanichi Vibe or Hitachi Magic Wand. Get a replacement, albeit an electronic one and start using it to wean yourself off his d*ck. If you are used to getting one or two orgasms from him daily—give yourself 5 in the morning, 2 for lunch and another 2 at night. This will enable you to stop craving his d*ck so much. The vibrator is just like Nicorette for smokers; a substitute to get you through the hard times when you wanna break down and give in to his smooth charms. When you are craving him, zap yourself up with your Electronic Boyfriend.

3. Get a Support Group.

Most girls already have a built in support group in their friends. So tell them you are trying to break yourself of the bad habit of jumping to him whenever Mr. Good Dick crooks his finger at you. That way when you feel yourself breaking, give one of them a ring instead of calling him. They will also help you through the rocky break up patch and give you an emotional lift when you are feeling down.

4. Take a Breather.

Once you get clean from him, don’t be so quick to jump into another dickmotized situation. Sure, sex is great and all, but you don’t want to replace one addiction with another. Learn some new hobbies, travel, join a cause or volunteer. Do something and anything to fill your hours with exciting and great experiences that don’t evolve around sex.

5. Become a Dick Slayer.

This is the final part of the journey. After taking time to learn more about yourself and what pleasures you, you can take steps to learn more about sex and all it’s wild horizons. Flex your Kegels, take a sensuality class, (or even a stripping class). Embrace your sexuality and stop being the recipient; turn yourself into the giver. Take hold of the reins, ride dirty and be the wild, bad girl you were destined to be. That way it will be hard to get dickmotised again, because he’ll be laid out with all the good lovin’ you’ve laid down on him.

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13 comments: to “ Dick-motisis

  • Nefertiti
    25 November 2008 at 17:53  

    Hey CeeGee (Can I call you that? I like it better) I'm glad to hear that everything is settling down from your last post.

    LMAO @ 'dick-motised'! I was thinking about doing a post about a related topic at some point. I know a few people suffering some serious withdrawal symptoms.

  • Nefertiti
    25 November 2008 at 17:54  

    Oh, I am sooooooo FURRRRRST (According to Temite) I better get a prize- lol

  • ShonaVixen
    25 November 2008 at 18:10  

    Claiming my spot!!!Lemme go and read....Nefey gurl how did u beat me here???

  • ShonaVixen
    25 November 2008 at 18:25  

    Girl i have a friend who's perpetually dickmotised...its such a bad thing that she just cant get out of it..we've tried an intervention, it didnt work..sigh..sent her ur post and so maybe she'll follow those steps..needless to say AGAIN...
    Nway glad u're back hon..xoxo

  • Danny Bagucci
    25 November 2008 at 19:00  

    Hmm.. Very intersting diagnosis and cure.. Wonder what the guy equivalent is? LOL...

  • Temite
    25 November 2008 at 19:48  

    Glad you are being a champ about your brother thingy. It is well! seriously laughing my ass off about the dickmotisis diagnosis. I wonder if its possible for me to get this.
    @Nefie sweery, do you not have a story to go and write ehn? I will be needing an update from you soonest.

  • Tigeress
    25 November 2008 at 20:51  

    I'm sorry i dont know about being dick-motised and really can not sympathize with your girl. Any woman that has self respect should know how to control herself and keep her legs crossed.

    U stay in a bad relationship all becos of the sex? I'm sorry but it shows that there is something seriosuly wrong somewhere called low self esteem.

    Now if you had said that she cant see all the bad things becos of nukie- that i can understand. Nukie na bastard. lol!! It blindfolds us and makes us do stupid things. I'm sure God had a good reason for telling us to abstain till we get married. :)

    Enof of my ranting. Keep us posted about her.

  • ~Sirius~
    26 November 2008 at 05:05  

    Hey relationship is blossoming.....*wink........I like.
    Nice choice for gifts, i doubt if he'll return anything.

    LMAO@ Dick-motosis, I don't think i would stay with someone all because the sex is good. and what's worse is he even treats her bad.
    Hmmm.......I see your options, and cold turkey is the best way out of such.

    I hope she can leave sooner than later.
    @ Tigeress, I see your name isn't just a name. Rant away......a lot of sense there

  • Just...Toluwa
    26 November 2008 at 12:18  

    @Tigeress..i see u dnt have that name for nothing..Damn gurl! lol!

    @dick.motisis...lmao!

  • naijalines
    26 November 2008 at 20:33  

    Some conditions are addictive for a reason but better to recognise the addition and get a cure!

  • Gia Shakur
    27 November 2008 at 04:07  

    I really needed to read this as I am in dire relationship problems **sighs**

  • Buttercup
    11 December 2008 at 06:50  

    glad u r ok now..

    aww im sure ur boyfriend must have been really grateful n all..

    lol @ dick-motisis..if those tips dont work, the girl sure needs some HELP!

  • Chari
    31 December 2008 at 01:29  

    LMAO!!!! heheehehe very valid advice if u ask me...and yea it works the other for dudes that are poossimotised...

 

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