Its been so long........... Jay's Story
Monday, 6 April 2009
Apology for going MIA on blogging..... its been a crazy few weeks or even months...
So Australia was fun despite the tons of work i had to handle. I already gisted u guys about Jay, the handsome dude i met at a bar on a boring night...
After we had dinner that thursday evening, we started talking everyday. He always knew the right things to say. He would come down to the centre for lunch, and the days i couldnt leave my desk, we will have lunch in the office. I was getting used to his constant calls and attention. This made me ignore my boyfriend D.J and i blamed it on time difference and work. I dont know why i never told Jay i was in a relationship, i guess its cuz he never asked. He always said the right things and i noticed i was getting carried away. I had promised myself i was not going to cheat on DJ but the temptations were too crazy.
Three days before i was scheduled to leave Melbourne, my boss emailed me and said i had to stay an extra three weeks to supervise the opening of our new office in Melbourne. I was really happy cuz it meant more time with BG and Jay. I felt a little guilty for leaving DJ for so long, but its for work, i had no choice. D.J asked if he should come down for a week since he could fit that in but i refused vehemently saying it was too expensive and i was going to be very busy. Gosh i was in lust with Jay. After a movie night at BG's house, he asked if i wanted to go have midnight drink with him and despite my home gurl's warning, i went with him and we ended up at his apartment. One thing led to another and we started kissing and i guess i had too much to drink cuz we ended in his bedroom
He started undressing me slowly, taking off my black skinny jeans, exposing the midnight blue lacy boy shorts i wore under. I told him he had to take off his shirt too. fast forward to us being semi nude... i was in my bra and shorts and he had on his boxers. At first, i thought it was the alcohol that was messing with my sight and making me miss the huge bulge thats supposed to be in his boxers. He took it off anf alas! what did i see? the tiniest d*** a girl could ever see, and yes its supposed to be erect...........
I ran out of the apartment as fast as i could with the words, im sorry ive got a boyfriend i am in love with......... I jumped into the nearest taxi i could get, leaving him calling after me with such aggressiveness and desperation.....
I could have cheated on D.J, afterall, our relationship is still kinda new but one thing City girl won't do, is f*** a guy with a tiny d***.........
Two weeks later, i got to JFK, flew into my baby's arms and told him for the very first time, that i loved him.............
6 April 2009 at 21:17
FIRSTTTT!!!
CG, you're a trip. should i say thank God he had a small d$%k? lol
6 April 2009 at 22:21
Oh he so does not look like a mini he dude.... as BG would say false advertising when the wrapper looks better than the sweet inside...DANG
6 April 2009 at 22:22
and I'm second... Temite what? Shona who? Tigeress sleeps somewhere...
6 April 2009 at 22:36
Haha,
You were saved by his small ....
7 April 2009 at 01:44
THANK GOD!
I tell you, He works in wondrous ways. He didnt want u cheating on a good man so he sent you the one thing u will never do....so I must say tis a good day indeed! LMAO!
DJ at least got an "I love u" out of the deal!
7 April 2009 at 04:26
lmao..i guess it takes a small penis to convince a girl of her love
7 April 2009 at 05:16
As I was reading this I had T-Pain/Jamie Foxx song 'Blame it on the al-al-alcohol!!'...LMAO...Now gurl the universe was trying to teach you a lesson, don't judge a book by its cover or is it the talk doesn't determine the size of the d**k..lol...
LOL @ Scribble...yup after seeing Tiny One she was in love with what she had...hopefully no more slipping right boo??
LOL...I just can't stop laughing!!!
7 April 2009 at 18:25
hehede hehede urrriiiiiiiiiii
(Im laughing in my father's dialect lol)
so now you love BJ or you love the fact that he has a big schlong?
Girl apparently its not the size that matters its what he can do with it *cough* I think that excuse was created by guys who are similary pen*s challenged.
9 April 2009 at 05:27
lol,........ saved by the ting ting!
10 April 2009 at 05:46
Hahhahahahhahahahhaah..
Nope, Afro doesn't mess with lil things either...
good excuse to become sober I say...
10 April 2009 at 16:18
lol @ being saved...
Funny post,welcome back.
22 April 2009 at 23:48
I cannot help but wonder what could have happened if he was big.