Black is in love with a stripper....LONG POST ALERT!  

Tuesday, 3 March 2009


So Friday, 7am, running around in my black lace, cherry Laperla underwear was not my idea of being cool, calm , collected and organised for CG‘s arrival. HOWEVER if someone had not insisted on first thing in the morning nookie and had STUCK to the promise of “baby it will only be a quickie…15mins tops” I would NOT be jumping from foot to foot trying to fit into a pair of jeans, touch up the weave, do my make up, find my car keys and find the right pair of heels. Anyway finally fitting into the jeans and heels to match I was nearly on my way to the airport when Black who was lying on my bed looking oh so rested and casual cleared his throat and pointed at the lack of coverage on the top half of my body. I was wearing just my bra …quickly delving back into the wardrobe I found a white, tight singlet, chucked on my oversized wrap around sunglasses and ran out of the apartment at top speed to pick up CG and the twins. I was able to get to the airport in 45 minutes when it should have taken me double that in the horrific traffic only to find out that CG and the twins were held up in customs. An hour later they emerge looking hella pissed pushing their luggage with this air of “Just get us out of here”. Once we had all kissed each other hello and piled into my car, which had a ticket for being parked over time in the short term parking (thanks parking attendants at Tullamarine airport) CG pointed to her weave which looked a bit ruffled and said “ Do you see your customs people acting like they are the CIA in my hair?” Apparently…WARNING to black female, weave wearers of the world customs have now caught on to the possibility of drugs being smuggled under our “fake hair” a point which CG had to debate with them for 15mins because as she puts it… “its my real hair because I paid for it”.
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Saturday afternoon I took CG with me to my pole dancing class (its good for toning….and some other stuff that I have forgotten about right now) and walking back from class to my car CG see’s this sex store and drags me in there. I was still shocked by half the appliances up front when I realised CG had disappeared and could see her bum wiggling in the air right down the back of the shop. She finally straightens up with a portable stripper pole in one hand and purse in the other with a determined look. I started to shake my head because I knew that stripper pole was not being bought for her as a memento on her trip. Ignoring my refusals and excuses she paid for it and I looked sheepish and embarrassed as the cashier rang up the price (those interested…a portable pole goes for $50AUD). Carrying that pole to my car and then to my apartment I looked mortified at the stares we were getting…CG on the other hand looked at me and said “Oh what? Now you're embarrassed? You take pole dancing classes and you have no pole at home….how do you expect to excel or maintain….don’t be half arsed about it now. Some of these heifers wished they could do a split while hanging upside down on a pole…you got skills baby…SKILLS!”. Needless to say the shine in black’s eyes and the sudden skip to his step was impossible to notice. He has never offered so quickly to put up anything. I bought a beautiful full length mirror last week that took me 3 days of nagging to get him to finally hang up for me….the stripper pole took him all of 30mins to have it up. Just to wipe the smile off his face I reminded him that as CG was staying with me any pole dancing would have to be done after she leaves (of course that’s not true but it sure as hell stopped him from whistling “I am in love with a stripper”). That very same night we went to a well known Gentleman’s club to “witness a practical demonstration” as CG put it…again Black was happy as pie…You can see why he and CG are good friends right? ************************************************************************************
I honestly thought CG would have some time to chill with me during the week days but her job is a lot more hectic than I gave her credit for. Being a fashion consultant to a department stores is harder than to individual clients because you need to recommend fashion pieces that the department stores clientele will be able to purchase but also happens to maintain and at times elevate the department stores style reputation as well. I spent a whole hour with CG at work and instantly craved my office where my phone rings every 15 minutes, my files although high never intimidate me, my lunch hour is exactly an hour, never is it subject to change without notice and where clients and work colleagues do not barge into my office unannounced and stressed to the max! Although I have to wonder how she keeps her mind focused when you have half naked male models being paraded in front of you so that you can view the new Peter Alexander pajama wear for ‘09 or why her assistants just look down right sexy…
No fair huh? Sorry its been a long post but thought I should update you guys because Eish the coming weekend’s and weeks are looking a tad busy…. I have not even had time to question the twins properly…but I will do my best to update you all…xxx

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16 comments: to “ Black is in love with a stripper....LONG POST ALERT!

  • bumight
    3 March 2009 at 09:58  

    FURSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Danny Bagucci
    3 March 2009 at 10:01  

    Shoot... seconds late.. Was abt to holla I was first again... Just because I went to read it first! mscheew..

    Err.. Live pole dancing sessions in the crib.. has to be the ultimate be all end all.......I'm sure u and CG will eventually get time to "put the F&U into FUN"...

  • Nefertiti
    3 March 2009 at 11:13  

    When I grow up, I wanna be like you guys.

  • Temite
    3 March 2009 at 11:33  

    LIKE NEFFIE SAID, WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE LIKE YOU TOO MEN. You guys are way too cool. Now I am putting down a list of skills I must learn and it is getting long men. Long I tell you, thanks to both of you.

  • bumight
    3 March 2009 at 12:46  

    lol, i once took a stripper class, i blogged about it...BUT was too chicken to take the pole class. i havent gone back since that day, u're making me want to!

    u cant blame Black, LOL!

  • Mista Jaycee
    3 March 2009 at 13:26  

    OK, I need pictures of this pole dancing you speak of (laughing)
    Jaycee

  • ShonaVixen
    3 March 2009 at 14:25  

    My muroora is a stripper!!!Way to go hon, way to go!!I have classes to start again from either tomorrow or Monday..
    Awww glad my bro will be in for a good time soon!!!LOL!!

  • SECRET DIARY
    3 March 2009 at 16:14  

    Aboki, make you vote for me for winner of The Worthless And Meaningless Naija Bloggers Award (a.k.a Backlink Generator). I go give you flenty, flenty contract to build Internet Super Expressway. My Award is in your hands.

  • Miss Definitely Maybe
    3 March 2009 at 18:22  

    LOL for a moment I thought.....we had lost black to some stripper lol. Was just about to book my flight to Aussie to cause what is known as Jambanja by zimbabweans.

  • Hadassah
    3 March 2009 at 18:32  

    OMG I sooo envy you right now pole dancing classes I always wanted to go for those. The only time I went for the classes was in my dreams

  • Buttercup
    3 March 2009 at 19:01  

    hehehehe! CG sure sounds like shes a handful!

    lol @ black..typical male..lol..

    i hope everything gets sorted with the twins!

  • Afrobabe
    3 March 2009 at 19:53  

    wow, I have always wanted to pole dance as well...

  • Tigeress
    4 March 2009 at 16:29  

    Sorry about CG's schedule- kinda figured that wld be the case from the last post.

    A portable pole? How does that work? Cos i'm thinking the pole has to be securely held to the floor/ceiling.

  • mike
    5 March 2009 at 23:46  

    never seen anything like pole dancing. would really like to view some. nice post

  • Bondgirl
    6 March 2009 at 05:58  

    @ Danny we have been trying I tell you!

    @ Nefertiti...lol...we aint so grown up!

    @ Temite put it on the list and make sure you do it...tres importante

    @ bumight you need to go back its so much fun!

    @ Mista Jaycee heh pictures...I can see through that request

    @ Shona...shhhhhh...not so loud nhai!

    @ secret diary sure direct me to the link!

    @ Miss MDM...if that was the case I would have requested you fly over

    @ Hadassah Go girl don't let anything stop you!

    @ Bcup...my sisters are a problem will try to solve it

    @ afrobabe....i'm surprised @ you...you I would have thought you would have been there done that!

    @ its a collapsible pole so you can screw it in place but remove it once you are done...

    @ Mike...lol

  • Anonymous
    8 December 2012 at 22:10  

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